I'M BUSY LIVING IN A PERFECT DAY
-Lady Antebellum

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Emigration Canyon Barbie: This collagen injected, rhino plastic Barbie wears a leopard print outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends. Percocet prescriptions available as well as a newly built high-rise condo. Tooele Barbie: This tobacco chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased beer-gutted Ken out of Butler Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter top. Also available with mobile home.


West Valley Barbie: This Barbie now comes with a stroller and two infant dolls. Optional accessories include a GED and a bus pass. White boy gangsta Ken and his 1979 Caddy were available but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant. Provo Barbie: She's perfect in every way. We don't where Ken is because he is always at church meetings.

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