Utah Barbie Dolls

You may have already seen these, but I just recently came across them again and thought I'd put them up because I think they are pretty funny. Enjoy!

Mattel recently announced the release of limited-edition Barbie Dolls for the greater Salt Lake City market.

Park City Barbie: She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey, and a million dollar home. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in junction with augmented version.

Draper Barbie: The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Wind star Minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.Kearns Barbie: This recently paroled Barbie comes with 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a Meth Lab kit. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills), unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about.
East Bench Barbie: This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.